Frisky Dingo is the best thing on television.

Srsly, if you can see it and have not, hop to it.

- Still gay for Mitsuru.
- Out $250, Alastor will be fairly envious of my purchases.
- Got to see Drillbit Taylor, despite pretty much vehemently hating Owen Wilson (well, with the exception of The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou) I managed to find it quite enjoyable.
- M.I.A's "Paper Planes" is the best song I've heard so far this year.

Srsly, I think I'm in love.

MENDOU AND I LOOK BACK AT THE OLD DAYS, WE WENT TO SEE "RENT" OR SOMETHING AND THEN HE FUCKED ME.

Mendou says:
I hate crowded theaters, or sitting next to someone i don't know. I just don't like it
Mendou says:
I need my space when watching a movie
The Great Revy says:
Same
The Great Revy says:
I love empty theatres.
Mendou says:
But...i'll be more then happy...to share a seat with you Rebecca
The Great Revy says:
Okay.
Mendou says:
S-S-S-S SO WILL YOU GO SEE A MOVIE WITH ME REBECCA?
Mendou says:
YOU WILL!?
Mendou says:
OH MAN, I GOTTA TELL ME MOM ABOUT THIS. I GOT A DATE WITH A GIRL!
The Great Revy says:
Hoo-fucking-ray.
Mendou says:
K will you be here at 8?
The Great Revy says:
Sure thing.
Mendou says:
*at 8* wow...you look pretty Rebecca.
The Great Revy says:
You look....like that guy from Pixies.
Mendou says:
Except...not as creepy or fat.
The Great Revy says:
Can you play guitar?
Mendou says:
Nope
The Great Revy says:
Aw well, too bad.
Mendou says:
Anyway*hols door open* ladies first.
Mendou says:
*holds*
The Great Revy says:
*strides on through*
Mendou says:
WOuld you like some snakes before the movie starts?
Mendou says:
snacks
Mendou says:
wow
Mendou says:
THEY DON'T SERVE SNAKES HERE
The Great Revy says:
Uh, fuck yeah......nachos, large Coke and a box of Goobers.
Mendou says:
*tells that to register guy* *register guy talks* Hey there cutie pie, whut you doing with a queer like him?
The Great Revy says:
He's got a big dick and he pays my way for everything.
The Great Revy says:
So yeah.
The Great Revy says:
Fuck off, small fry.
Mendou says:
that'll be 7.95
The Great Revy says:
Pay the good man, Joshy-boy.
Mendou says:
*throws the money at him* here, queer.
The Great Revy says:
Serves the fucker right.
Mendou says:
*finds good seats* well, hasn't started yet...hey...Rebecca..thanks for coming .
The Great Revy says:
Oh, it's nothing.
The Great Revy says:
Beats sitting around my appartment masturbating all night.
Mendou says:
*movie starts, super hero movie trailer plays*
Mendou says:
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
The Great Revy says:
Ugh, fuckin' Hollywood.....
The Great Revy says:
Hasn't been a good movie since The Wild Bunch.
Mendou says:
OH OH, THE MOVIES STARTING
The Great Revy says:
*begins eating nachos*
Mendou says:
*movie is still continuing* *thinking of holdering her hand*
Mendou says:
*fuck...i just...just do it man. Oh lawd. she looks so damn cute in that outfit*
The Great Revy says:
*finishes nachos, opens Goobers*
The Great Revy says:
Hey, you want some? Nothin' tastier than roasted nuts.
Mendou says:
Sure
The Great Revy says:
God, this movie's slow-paced....
The Great Revy says:
Where are the explosions?
Mendou says:
Ummm.....this is a drama film. Not an action flick dear
The Great Revy says:
Well, fuck.
Mendou says:
*says fuck it and touches Rebeccas hand*
The Great Revy says:
*barely notices, yawns loudly*
Mendou says:
*tries another move, puts arm around her shoulder*
The Great Revy says:
Huh?
The Great Revy says:
You want more nuts?
Mendou says:
Umm, uh, sure
The Great Revy says:
*hands you some*
Mendou says:
Yum
The Great Revy says:
I'm lost here, can you give me a rundown of the plot?
The Great Revy says:
All these fucking people do is talk....
The Great Revy says:
What's the conflict?
Mendou says:
Uhhh....they slept together...and one of them has AIDS...and one is black
The Great Revy says:
Gee, tragic.
Mendou says:
*god...i really wanna kiss her*
The Great Revy says:
Hey, you're lookin' pretty tense, dude, What's up?
Mendou says:
Ummuh, n-nothing i just gotta go to the bathroom!
The Great Revy says:
Okay then...
Mendou says:
*goes to the potty*, DAMN IT, WHY CAN'T I JUST DO IT!?
The Great Revy says:
*10 minutes later*
The Great Revy says:
God, fucker's takin' a while....
Mendou says:
Sorry dear, i'm back hehe
The Great Revy says:
Heh, you didn't miss much.
The Great Revy says:
The black guy got arrested.
Mendou says:
meh, nothing special
The Great Revy says:
Yup
The Great Revy says:
Things are picking up a bit, though.
Mendou says:
Really?
The Great Revy says:
Oh yeah, the dude with AIDS fucked some bitch at a party and now she's dying too.
Mendou says:
Damn son, i need to rent the dvd of this
Mendou says:
When it comes out
The Great Revy says:
Yep, it's actually better than expected.
Mendou says:
*credits roll* Wow.....what a powerfull film
The Great Revy says:
Yeah, really stirring conclusion.
The Great Revy says:
Makes ya....think.
Mendou says:
*takes her home* well...goodbye...*fuuuuck it's not or never, got to kiss her!*
The Great Revy says:
Yeah, thanks for taking me to the movies.
The Great Revy says:
Waitaminute, dude, you look like you're gonna explode, are you sure there's nothing wrong with you?
Mendou says:
*says fucks it* gets closer to her face
The Great Revy says:
Oh, I see what's going on here....
The Great Revy says:
*snickers*
The Great Revy says:
Well, you gotta be back soon? If not, why dontcha come up to my place for a bit>
Mendou says:
u-u-u-u-uu-ss-s-s-s-sure
The Great Revy says:
*grabs by the hand, drags up staircase*
The Great Revy says:
Here we are!'
Mendou says:
Wow, nice house
The Great Revy says:
Meh, it's no palace, but it's good enough for me.
Mendou says:
Anyway, is this your room?
The Great Revy says:
Yep, careful of the mess. You fuckin' break anything and I'll shove it up your ass.
Mendou says:
*oh wow, I'M IN A GIRLS ROOM*
The Great Revy says:
*swan dives onto bed*
Mendou says:
W-w-w-whoa, what you doing there?
The Great Revy says:
Heheheheh, don't be coy with me, Josh.
Mendou says:
*she's...getting closer to my face* *i can feel her breath on my skin, i feel higly aroused*
The Great Revy says:
*savagely grabs ahold of you*
Mendou says:
*both of us make out*
Mendou says:
Tongues touching, sharing saliva
The Great Revy says:
Mmmm, tastes like Dr. Pepper.
Mendou says:
Grabs her shirt and gives Rebecca a look to see if it's alright*
The Great Revy says:
*grins and nods*
Mendou says:
*lifts up her shirt to reveal a sexy black colored bra* touching it gently*
The Great Revy says:
Quit wasting time, buddy, just take it off!
Mendou says:
Alright then!, *takes it off to reveal her perky breast* my hormones take control and i lick them, rub them. play with, rub them on my face*
The Great Revy says:
Gee, someone's a naughty boy.
The Great Revy says:
*grabs cock*
The Great Revy says:
Fuck, stiffer than a dead guy.
Mendou says:
You haven't even taken my pants off
The Great Revy says:
You've probably ruined these jeans.
The Great Revy says:
They're not supposed to stretch this much.
Mendou says:
Takes them and shirt off
Mendou says:
You ready for this?
The Great Revy says:
Oh yeah
Mendou says:
Alright, lay down please
The Great Revy says:
*closes eyes and falls back*
Mendou says:
Unzips her pants and slowly takes them off. Then takes the panties off. Then starts to lick her pussy
The Great Revy says:
Ahhhhhh, right there.
The Great Revy says:
A bit faster.
Mendou says:
Goes faster, breaths heavly on her shaven pussy
The Great Revy says:
*wraps legs around head*
The Great Revy says:
Come on, I said faster.
Mendou says:
*faster*
The Great Revy says:
AUGH, SLOW DOWN, I'M NOT A SCOOP OF MELTING GOURMET ICE CREAM, YOU'RE DIGGING YOUR TEETH IN ME
The Great Revy says:
Just stick it in already.
Mendou says:
*sticks it in* Rebecca, i just want to say. i love you
The Great Revy says:
Ahhh, I love you too, Josh.
The Great Revy says:
*passionate kiss*
Mendou says:
*starts fucking*
The Great Revy says:
OH MY GOD AHHHHHHHHH YES YES YES HARDER
Mendou says:
Rebecca, i'm gonna cum ARE YOU READY?
The Great Revy says:
YES, FILL ME WITH YOUR LOVE
Mendou says:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!
The Great Revy says:
Wooooooooo, cripes.
The Great Revy says:
That sure was fun.
Mendou says:
*pulls up the bed sheets* Hold Rebecca besides me* Best night of my life
The Great Revy says:
*already asleep*

SO MANY GENDER-BENDING PICTURES ON MY HARDDRIVE NOW

I THINK I AM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND

I got married to Mendou and he fucked me in the ass.

Mendou says:
i remember the first time i gazed my eyes at you. you wore that dress. such a lovely dress, your eyes were shining with glee, and i right then, knew i'd wanna spend the rest of my life with you.
Mendou says:
miss Rebecca, will you take my hand in marrage?
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
Sure
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
YOU RICH>
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
ARE YA?
Mendou says:
Oh yes, we can spend many afternoons in my fathers garden
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
SOUNDS GREAT
Mendou says:
Will you bear my children? the future of my family depends on you
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
Depends, you got a nice face? I ain't birthin' no hideous fucks.
Mendou says:
i am a very handsom young single male
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
Dandy.
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
Let's get this over with, then.
Mendou says:
AH, THE PREACHER HAS ARRIVED, hurry my love, put on your wedding dress
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
Sure thing
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
*disrobes, dons dress*
Mendou says:
oh my....you look....simply stunning...i'm speachless.
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
Gee....how flattering.
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
Hey, Godboy, get this show on the road...
Mendou says:
HMM YUS, WILL YOU,**** TAKE THIS LOVELY WEDDED WOMAN AS YOUR BRIDE?, I DO, AND YOU YOUNG LADY, TAKE THIS MAN AS YOUR LOVELY WEDDED HUSBAND?
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
Sure thing, boss.
Mendou says:
K, KISS THE BITCH
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
Ugh, no thanks.
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
Not drunk enough for that yet.
Mendou says:
Ohhh, Rebecca, i just love how charming you are. COMMENCE THE CELEBRATION
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
DIBS ON FIRST PIECE OF THE CAKE
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
CALLED IT
Mendou says:
Honey, we must cut the cake together.......
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
FUCK YOU, I CALLED DIBS
Mendou says:
*everone else is disgusted at your piggish eating*
Mendou says:
Awww, adorable.
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CHAMPAGNE?
Mendou says:
Dear not yet, we must have a dance first.*hold out hand* let us dance my hot wife.
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
Pfffft, this music fucking sucks....
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
Hey DJ, got any Nitzer Ebb?
Mendou says:
ummm, who?
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
FUCK, DON'T YOU FAGGOTS KNOW SHIT ABOUT EBM?
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
ARGH, SURROUNDED BY GODDAMNED IDIOTS
Mendou says:
Honey..please clam down.
Mendou says:
you're using innapropriate language in fron of the children
Mendou says:
front
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
FUCK THE CHILDREN
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
GOD, THIS WEDDING SUCKS
Mendou says:
Well then, shall we be off to our honey moon?
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
If it beats this, then yeah....
Mendou says:
*at the hotel* well now my beautifull wife. are you ready to make love?
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
Lemme check the mini-bar first.....
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
*rummages through noisily*
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
Hey, Jagermeister! NOW WE'RE READY TO PARTY!
Mendou says:
well, if it takes the tension off
Mendou says:
Let us commence. *takes pants off*
Mendou says:
oh my, i seem to have an erection...my penis has been looking forward to this it seems
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
Gee, a little tiny there...
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
But once the beer goggles kick in, it'll look and feel like a horsecock.
Mendou says:
Well dear...it is your turn.....
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
*removes whatever garment is being currently worn*
Mendou says:
hmmmm, your breat are so perkey. and your pussy is shaven quite nice. now then, lay down on the bed please.
Mendou says:
breast
Mendou says:
or...would you prefer to be on top?
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
Top, not laying down for the likes of you.
Mendou says:
*inserts cock into pussy* ,ohhhhhh, oh my..this feels wonderfull.
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
I'm not impressed yet....*swigs Jagermeister*
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
Well, do I gotta start it off?
Mendou says:
do so please
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
*pins you to the bed, begins thrusting*
Mendou says:
OHH YEAH, GOD YES, UHHHH, OHHHH, HURRRR. AHHHHHH.
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
*smacks you around a bit*
Mendou says:
OHHHHHHHHH, I LOVE A WOMAN WHO'S DIRTY AND NAUGHTY
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
*starts to choke you*
Mendou says:
Dear, will you allow me to have anal sex with you?
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
*swigs Jagermeister*
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
Sure thing, buddy...
Mendou says:
*fingers yourasshole a bit* .......hmmm i seem to have come across some feces.
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
Sick fuck.
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
Just get on with it.
Mendou says:
your shit is on my finger......
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
*swigs Jagermeister*
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
Eat it or something....
Mendou says:
*wipes it off the bedsheet* now then* fucks your asshole
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
Ow, fucking slow down.
Mendou says:
i can't, i feel like i'm about to cum, hurry, turn around and put it in your pussy!
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
Ugh, fine.
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
*begrudingly does so*
Mendou says:
YES YES YES YES YES, REBECCA, ARE YOU READY!?
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
As ready as I'm gonna be.
Mendou says:
ugh...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!! ......................................
......................................
..............whooooo, whew......whew...hmmm. lovely.
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
Dandy.
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
What now?
Mendou says:
I belieive women have to piss after sex, to avoid urinary infections
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
Sounds plausible to me....
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
*lazily urinates all over the floor in a drunken stupor*
Mendou says:
.....why did that turn me on all over again?
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
Whazzat?
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
I dunno.
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
I'm no psychologist.
Mendou says:
well, climb up into bed. lets look at the stars and snuggle, you must be tired.
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
Yeah, catching a few Zs wouldn't be a bad id,,,,*collapses*
Mendou says:
ugh.\, seemed to have falle nasleep on my arm....
Mendou says:
fallen
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
*loud snoring, muscle twitches*

Discuss.

Still waiting for some shit to arrive.....so sick of this.

Never again will I win like 20 eBay auctions in the span of three weeks.

Also, Sin City is the perfect "1:43 AM on a weekday" movie.

More photos of....stuff.
Fucking messy desk.
Some stuff, N64 games and empty cases.
Gendo is a real guitar hero!
Quite possibly the best thing ever found in a VHS tape's box.
Street Fighter II reference = comic gold (well, it WAS 1994...)
So many DVDs had to be moved over to the bookshelf to make room for new stuff.
Most of my manga and anime (some is lying around other parts of the house, the rest is on loan to friends).
Yeah, statues and such.

Discuss.

My VHS tapes have arrived, and they were well worth the money.

Pics eventually.

Maybe even tonight.

As usual, some terribly unrelated Rebecca.

....MOHAMMED AND THE BEE.

ALI!

So yeah, Picnicface are the greatest comedy troupe on Earth.

They're from the same province as myself.

Also, fire-fighting.