FIFTY NEWS POSTS?!

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FIFTY NEWS POSTS?!

Posted by Gendo - January 23rd, 2008

ERROR - You have been temporarily banned from posting to the BBS for 14 days. You have 14 days, 4 hours, 7 minutes and 5 seconds left until your ban is lifted. Do not attempt to create a secondary account to get around this ban. If we find evidence of you doing so all of your accounts will be terminated.

Reason for ban: Picture spam / derailing.- UB

Please read the BBS rules.

I can't complain, gives me more time to do more purposeful things.

Like beat Half-Life 2.

And watch all those DVDs I have lying around.

And finish reading Helter Skelter.

Although I must admit, I am kinda peeved that all my posts in the Mitch Hedberg joke derail got deleted, yet all the spam from other users is still there.

Oh well, doesn't really matter anyway.

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Kuro 2008-01-23 00:23:31

I didn't get banned, and I spammed just as much as you.

That's pretty crazy.

Perhaps it'll happen soon, but for now all my posts are still there.

Talking to myself.

Or rather, Sakura is talking to herself, as Mitch Hedberg.

Gendo 2008-01-23 00:23:31

Schizo Hedberg Sakura = lulz

Unfair bans do not.

I am now quite annoyed by my punishment.

RedDreadSky 2008-01-23 00:25:02

We'll miss you.
PALTALK PALTALK PALTALK.

Gendo 2008-01-23 00:25:02

Gendo not like Paltalk.

X-Naut 2008-01-23 00:27:05

Man, that thread was just getting good. Also, I can still post.

Not that it's something to be proud about or anything. :\

Gendo 2008-01-23 00:27:05

Godammit....

Wow, this is just beyond unfair.

Cericon 2008-01-23 00:38:20

Like go outside and socialize with others- oh wait nvm.

Gendo 2008-01-23 00:38:20

YOU WANT ME TO FREEZE INTO A POPSICLE?

THIS IS CANADA

GOING OUTSIDE = DEATH

Kuro 2008-01-23 00:39:11

Actually, don't worry.

You have been temporarily banned from posting to the BBS for 16 days. You have 16 days, 3 hours, 36 minutes and 58 seconds left until your ban is lifted. Do not attempt to create a secondary account to get around this ban. If we find evidence of you doing so all of your accounts will be terminated.

Reason for ban: Picture Spamming. - UB

Now I feel like my ban is unfair.

Gendo 2008-01-23 00:39:11

Pwnt, yo.

Let's go suffer together.

Like a family.

Kuro 2008-01-23 00:49:21

But why exactly did I get banned for longer than you?

Gendo 2008-01-23 00:49:21

I dunno.

Because you should have known better than to be a bad little boy and follow my negative example.

Kuro 2008-01-23 00:56:22

This angers me.

I am angry.

Now I have nothing to do for the next week.

Gendo 2008-01-23 00:56:22

Two weeks, actually.

And then some.

Not rubbing it in or anything, sixteen day ban.

Kuro 2008-01-23 01:01:54

The ban's for over two weeks, I know.

But I go back to school next Wednesday.

So I've got nothing to do for the next week.

Gendo 2008-01-23 01:01:54

OKAY THEN, MR. SPECIFIC

I dunno, make a castle out of playing cards or something.

Kuro 2008-01-23 01:06:22

I think the worst part about this ban is that they deleted my Fonzie posts in the anime club.

So mean.

Gendo 2008-01-23 01:06:22

NO WAY

FUCK

THOSE WERE AWESOME

X-Naut 2008-01-23 01:20:23

Most epic derail ever, amirite?

Gendo 2008-01-23 01:20:23

Yeah, but no one will ever see it.

So sad.

But it was mighty fun.

Yghrulez 2008-01-23 01:35:07

I got away with saying "Do a Barrel Roll" and I didn't get banned.

But then again, i'm not a respected regular.

Gendo 2008-01-23 01:35:07

That seems like an unfair double-standard.

I WANT ALL SPAMMERS TO BE HARSHLY PUNISHED

DepressedStone 2008-01-23 01:52:00

Oh, those Fonzie posts made me giggle like a schoolgirl. It's a shame that they got deleted.

It's unfortunate that they decided to delete all of the humor found in the derailed thread. Shame, as I found it so amusing that I linked it to my signature. It doesn't matter, though; seems like there's always a thread waiting to be bombed with random assorted anime pictures. Frankly, I can't wait.

Also, I only got banned for seven days. It was a well-deserved ban, but I couldn't help but feel a bit peeved. After seeing that you two were banned for double my amount, I feel a lot more relaxed.

Gendo 2008-01-23 01:52:00

Once this ban ends, I will no doubt find another thread to fill with random joy.

Until then, I shall listen to more Mitch Hedberg.

Cericon 2008-01-23 02:00:22

Go Snow Boarding, or Skiing, or stab a Moose in the face!

Gendo 2008-01-23 02:00:22

I hate the snow and can't find a moose.

But I'm up for drinking beer and wearing funny hats.

Cericon 2008-01-23 02:19:37

Beer and funny hats ftw.

Gendo 2008-01-23 02:19:37

Oh yeah.

Kuro 2008-01-23 02:19:47

It's a good thing I have those Fonzie pics saved, so I can use them another day.

It looks hilarious in my My Pictures folder.

There are 6 or so Fonzie pictures getting zoomed in.

Anybody looking at it would be confused as fuck.

Gendo 2008-01-23 02:19:47

Hahahaha, that's just goddamn awesome.

Kuro 2008-01-23 02:23:49

My ban just got extended to 22 days.

I'm not happy.

This is me considering giving up Newgrounds forever.

Gendo 2008-01-23 02:23:49

Jesus, really?

That's getting a bit out there....

Be strong, brother Kuro.

supyohos123 2008-01-23 02:45:39

I guess the mods are sick of the derailing. They have never banned you before.

Gendo 2008-01-23 02:45:39

No, no bans for derailing for either me or Kuro.

I've had quite a few deserving bans (flaming, posting in bloody obvious spam threads, etc.) and I don't know much about Kuro's ban history.

supyohos123 2008-01-23 02:46:13

^for derailing..or have they?

Onett 2008-01-23 15:12:39

14 for me of course.

Fucking n****rs don't know funny.

Gendo 2008-01-23 15:12:39

TELL 'EM, STEVE-DAVE!

Hybrid-Of-Souls 2008-01-23 15:57:48

For some reason, despite the fact that I may not have seen your derailing plights, I find it to be funny.
Whatever. Enjoy HL2.

Gendo 2008-01-23 15:57:48

I shall.

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