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Generic seasonal greeting

Posted by Gendo - December 22nd, 2007


The insipid holidays are nigh.

My Christmas shopping is about 95% done.

I really want to watch Die Hard.

And now for something completely tasteless.

Generic seasonal greeting


Comments

Nice ass.

YAINORITE?

Now that is risque.

Nice ass.

It's more than risque, it's just plain tasteless.

Regardless, I could stare at it for hours.

Meh, I jerked off to worse.

^And to the cops! The above comment was a joke.

Five bucks says your town's police department has a huge stockpile of loli and the captain jacks off to them regularly.

Only 95% done? And Christmas is in like, 3 days? Or if you celebrate something else I dunno. My point is, my shopping was done in November.

Gee, someone's none too bright.

I've mentioned Christmas many times in my blog, so it's clearly the winter holiday I celebrate.

95% is a fucking massive percentage.

Three days is more than enough time to purchase two small gifts.

Bob's your uncle.

Nobody gives a fuck that you did all of your holiday shopping last month.

Gary Oldman has never been nominated for an Oscar.

I live in Louisiana, and my sheriff is Asian. Scratch that...he was Asian. He died about a month or two ago.

I heard about that guy.

His obituary was in the local paper here.

^I mean he probably would have.

Have you seen Live Free Or Die Hard yet? You haven't lived until you see that.

Also, Pedobear.

I have yet to get the chance to see it. Tomorrow I shall seek out a copy.