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Dilandau Albatou @Gendo

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Today

Posted by Gendo - May 17th, 2008


- Woke from some fucked-up dream about either fancy tables being added to Mr. Kalberlah's art room and/or Ukyo Kuonji to find the phone was for me. ALMOST FORGOT IT WAS MY BUDDY FRANK'S FUCKING BIRTHDAY TODAY!

- Turned on the shower, flicked off the lights and threw on Entrance's Prayer of Death (yeah, I shower in pitch-black darkness while listening to grim music).

- Showed up late because I had to go get Morgan's fat ass.

- Got there, devoured nearly an entire spicy chicken pizza and watched GTO for like four hours.

- After many more hours of random blathering, gift-giving and DS playing, I came home smelling like an ashtray full of piss.

- Turned on the shower, flicked off the lights and threw on Einsturzende Neubauten's Halber Mensch (yeah, srsly, dark showers and dark music fucking rule).

Today


Comments

I saw a guy who could have passed as someone who looked like you on the bus home from bubble tea.

I swear he kept glaring at me. :(

WHY DID YOU GLARE AT ME, GARY?

BECAUSE I REALLY WANT TO FUCK YOU HARD

My daily routine:

Sleep, eat, meet friends, got to school, sleep, poke fun at nubs, sleep, get bitched at by my mother, sleep, sleep, sleep, masturbate because I can't find a girlfriend.

Wow, like me, but a bit bleaker.

: )

Hai dere.

I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

You better not have.

She's like seven.

Ha, Buffalo pizza is godly.

Well yeah.

THE FUCKING SAUCE IS SO GREAT

Mine:

Sleep, Breakfeast, school, Internets, Wii, Dinner, Internets, jack off because I can.

I want a Wii.

Oh Hell, any next-gen system will do.

gosh you guys and you're "illegal" and all

Hurr.

It...it was my birthday last week.

You didn't mention it. You...you didn't care.

So I'm, like, legal now. Dunno if I should do first.

YOU NEVER TOLD ME!

Also, give me a blowjob, pl0x.

Dejanus says:

I DID have sexual relations with that woman.

Do I win?

Peado

I have stacks of soap on a rope just in case I have the urge to do something illegal.

That's actually a pretty good plan.

Tempting. But I'll wait until I get my hands on a buffalo pizza first.

I have priorities, too, ya know.

Yeah, and it's a damn fine pizza.