did you win?
Do it for the kids, honey.
Dilandau Albatou
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Third place.
Some show-off asshole managed 13, although it took him 20 minutes and he almost vomitted about four times.
NO WHERE CLOSE to that Japanese dude.
57 dogs in less than 1 minute.
What.
You're on drugs, it took him 12 minutes to eat all those.
Heh, wuss. In camp we had a employee competition to run along with the kiddie competition, I ate 20 dogs in 12 minutes. AND I TOOK THIRD. AMERICAN FAST EATING IS SERIOUS BUISNESS.
You fat Yankee faggots.
You can't eat for shit. I could shove about two maybe three dogs in my mouth at once; I could beat you're record in half the time if I was hungry enough.
See above response.
We excel at everything, from eating to obesity to heart attack rates. WE ARE NUMBER ONE!
But yeah, did you eat good hot dogs or shitty pork ones?
Shitty pork ones.
And they weren't even very hot.
I was disappointed.
I personally can't eat as much as I used to. It all started when I began exercising. I was overweight (probably obese), but I'm now of normal weight. I'm still a lazy mother fucker in general though. My cholesterol was 180 when I was younger, but it is now 120. The same thing goes for my even lazier twin brother. I HATE THAT FAGGOT! WHY DO I HAVE TO WAKE HIS ASS UP? HE HAS AN ALARM!
He's trollin' ya.
How were the dogs?
Total crap.
BULLSHIT! HE ISN'T TROLLING ANYONE EXCEPT THE NARUTO CLUB WITH MY ACCOUNT.
lol
I can do more.
You're cool.
"I can eat more unhealthy phallic eat-byproducts than some Canadian dude."
Admit it, you wish you could gobble up more penius shaped heart attack filled tubes than I could.
kornrox
Should have been 11 hot dogs in 11 minutes
Gendo
Fuck you.