My daily routine:
Sleep, eat, meet friends, got to school, sleep, poke fun at nubs, sleep, get bitched at by my mother, sleep, sleep, sleep, masturbate because I can't find a girlfriend.
Do it for the kids, honey.
Dilandau Albatou
@Gendo
Age 32, Male
Aiming for the top.
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Joined on 8/29/04
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Wow, like me, but a bit bleaker.
: )
Hai dere.
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
You better not have.
She's like seven.
Ha, Buffalo pizza is godly.
Well yeah.
THE FUCKING SAUCE IS SO GREAT
Mine:
Sleep, Breakfeast, school, Internets, Wii, Dinner, Internets, jack off because I can.
I want a Wii.
Oh Hell, any next-gen system will do.
gosh you guys and you're "illegal" and all
Hurr.
It...it was my birthday last week.
You didn't mention it. You...you didn't care.
So I'm, like, legal now. Dunno if I should do first.
YOU NEVER TOLD ME!
Also, give me a blowjob, pl0x.
Dejanus says:
I DID have sexual relations with that woman.
Do I win?
Peado
I have stacks of soap on a rope just in case I have the urge to do something illegal.
That's actually a pretty good plan.
Tempting. But I'll wait until I get my hands on a buffalo pizza first.
I have priorities, too, ya know.
Yeah, and it's a damn fine pizza.
JadeTheAssassin
I saw a guy who could have passed as someone who looked like you on the bus home from bubble tea.
I swear he kept glaring at me. :(
WHY DID YOU GLARE AT ME, GARY?
Gendo (Updated )
BECAUSE I REALLY WANT TO FUCK YOU HARD