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REBECCA AND JOSH'S FIRST DATE

Posted by Gendo - March 18th, 2008


MENDOU AND I LOOK BACK AT THE OLD DAYS, WE WENT TO SEE "RENT" OR SOMETHING AND THEN HE FUCKED ME.

Mendou says:
I hate crowded theaters, or sitting next to someone i don't know. I just don't like it
Mendou says:
I need my space when watching a movie
The Great Revy says:
Same
The Great Revy says:
I love empty theatres.
Mendou says:
But...i'll be more then happy...to share a seat with you Rebecca
The Great Revy says:
Okay.
Mendou says:
S-S-S-S SO WILL YOU GO SEE A MOVIE WITH ME REBECCA?
Mendou says:
YOU WILL!?
Mendou says:
OH MAN, I GOTTA TELL ME MOM ABOUT THIS. I GOT A DATE WITH A GIRL!
The Great Revy says:
Hoo-fucking-ray.
Mendou says:
K will you be here at 8?
The Great Revy says:
Sure thing.
Mendou says:
*at 8* wow...you look pretty Rebecca.
The Great Revy says:
You look....like that guy from Pixies.
Mendou says:
Except...not as creepy or fat.
The Great Revy says:
Can you play guitar?
Mendou says:
Nope
The Great Revy says:
Aw well, too bad.
Mendou says:
Anyway*hols door open* ladies first.
Mendou says:
*holds*
The Great Revy says:
*strides on through*
Mendou says:
WOuld you like some snakes before the movie starts?
Mendou says:
snacks
Mendou says:
wow
Mendou says:
THEY DON'T SERVE SNAKES HERE
The Great Revy says:
Uh, fuck yeah......nachos, large Coke and a box of Goobers.
Mendou says:
*tells that to register guy* *register guy talks* Hey there cutie pie, whut you doing with a queer like him?
The Great Revy says:
He's got a big dick and he pays my way for everything.
The Great Revy says:
So yeah.
The Great Revy says:
Fuck off, small fry.
Mendou says:
that'll be 7.95
The Great Revy says:
Pay the good man, Joshy-boy.
Mendou says:
*throws the money at him* here, queer.
The Great Revy says:
Serves the fucker right.
Mendou says:
*finds good seats* well, hasn't started yet...hey...Rebecca..thanks for coming .
The Great Revy says:
Oh, it's nothing.
The Great Revy says:
Beats sitting around my appartment masturbating all night.
Mendou says:
*movie starts, super hero movie trailer plays*
Mendou says:
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
The Great Revy says:
Ugh, fuckin' Hollywood.....
The Great Revy says:
Hasn't been a good movie since The Wild Bunch.
Mendou says:
OH OH, THE MOVIES STARTING
The Great Revy says:
*begins eating nachos*
Mendou says:
*movie is still continuing* *thinking of holdering her hand*
Mendou says:
*fuck...i just...just do it man. Oh lawd. she looks so damn cute in that outfit*
The Great Revy says:
*finishes nachos, opens Goobers*
The Great Revy says:
Hey, you want some? Nothin' tastier than roasted nuts.
Mendou says:
Sure
The Great Revy says:
God, this movie's slow-paced....
The Great Revy says:
Where are the explosions?
Mendou says:
Ummm.....this is a drama film. Not an action flick dear
The Great Revy says:
Well, fuck.
Mendou says:
*says fuck it and touches Rebeccas hand*
The Great Revy says:
*barely notices, yawns loudly*
Mendou says:
*tries another move, puts arm around her shoulder*
The Great Revy says:
Huh?
The Great Revy says:
You want more nuts?
Mendou says:
Umm, uh, sure
The Great Revy says:
*hands you some*
Mendou says:
Yum
The Great Revy says:
I'm lost here, can you give me a rundown of the plot?
The Great Revy says:
All these fucking people do is talk....
The Great Revy says:
What's the conflict?
Mendou says:
Uhhh....they slept together...and one of them has AIDS...and one is black
The Great Revy says:
Gee, tragic.
Mendou says:
*god...i really wanna kiss her*
The Great Revy says:
Hey, you're lookin' pretty tense, dude, What's up?
Mendou says:
Ummuh, n-nothing i just gotta go to the bathroom!
The Great Revy says:
Okay then...
Mendou says:
*goes to the potty*, DAMN IT, WHY CAN'T I JUST DO IT!?
The Great Revy says:
*10 minutes later*
The Great Revy says:
God, fucker's takin' a while....
Mendou says:
Sorry dear, i'm back hehe
The Great Revy says:
Heh, you didn't miss much.
The Great Revy says:
The black guy got arrested.
Mendou says:
meh, nothing special
The Great Revy says:
Yup
The Great Revy says:
Things are picking up a bit, though.
Mendou says:
Really?
The Great Revy says:
Oh yeah, the dude with AIDS fucked some bitch at a party and now she's dying too.
Mendou says:
Damn son, i need to rent the dvd of this
Mendou says:
When it comes out
The Great Revy says:
Yep, it's actually better than expected.
Mendou says:
*credits roll* Wow.....what a powerfull film
The Great Revy says:
Yeah, really stirring conclusion.
The Great Revy says:
Makes ya....think.
Mendou says:
*takes her home* well...goodbye...*fuuuuck it's not or never, got to kiss her!*
The Great Revy says:
Yeah, thanks for taking me to the movies.
The Great Revy says:
Waitaminute, dude, you look like you're gonna explode, are you sure there's nothing wrong with you?
Mendou says:
*says fucks it* gets closer to her face
The Great Revy says:
Oh, I see what's going on here....
The Great Revy says:
*snickers*
The Great Revy says:
Well, you gotta be back soon? If not, why dontcha come up to my place for a bit>
Mendou says:
u-u-u-u-uu-ss-s-s-s-sure
The Great Revy says:
*grabs by the hand, drags up staircase*
The Great Revy says:
Here we are!'
Mendou says:
Wow, nice house
The Great Revy says:
Meh, it's no palace, but it's good enough for me.
Mendou says:
Anyway, is this your room?
The Great Revy says:
Yep, careful of the mess. You fuckin' break anything and I'll shove it up your ass.
Mendou says:
*oh wow, I'M IN A GIRLS ROOM*
The Great Revy says:
*swan dives onto bed*
Mendou says:
W-w-w-whoa, what you doing there?
The Great Revy says:
Heheheheh, don't be coy with me, Josh.
Mendou says:
*she's...getting closer to my face* *i can feel her breath on my skin, i feel higly aroused*
The Great Revy says:
*savagely grabs ahold of you*
Mendou says:
*both of us make out*
Mendou says:
Tongues touching, sharing saliva
The Great Revy says:
Mmmm, tastes like Dr. Pepper.
Mendou says:
Grabs her shirt and gives Rebecca a look to see if it's alright*
The Great Revy says:
*grins and nods*
Mendou says:
*lifts up her shirt to reveal a sexy black colored bra* touching it gently*
The Great Revy says:
Quit wasting time, buddy, just take it off!
Mendou says:
Alright then!, *takes it off to reveal her perky breast* my hormones take control and i lick them, rub them. play with, rub them on my face*
The Great Revy says:
Gee, someone's a naughty boy.
The Great Revy says:
*grabs cock*
The Great Revy says:
Fuck, stiffer than a dead guy.
Mendou says:
You haven't even taken my pants off
The Great Revy says:
You've probably ruined these jeans.
The Great Revy says:
They're not supposed to stretch this much.
Mendou says:
Takes them and shirt off
Mendou says:
You ready for this?
The Great Revy says:
Oh yeah
Mendou says:
Alright, lay down please
The Great Revy says:
*closes eyes and falls back*
Mendou says:
Unzips her pants and slowly takes them off. Then takes the panties off. Then starts to lick her pussy
The Great Revy says:
Ahhhhhh, right there.
The Great Revy says:
A bit faster.
Mendou says:
Goes faster, breaths heavly on her shaven pussy
The Great Revy says:
*wraps legs around head*
The Great Revy says:
Come on, I said faster.
Mendou says:
*faster*
The Great Revy says:
AUGH, SLOW DOWN, I'M NOT A SCOOP OF MELTING GOURMET ICE CREAM, YOU'RE DIGGING YOUR TEETH IN ME
The Great Revy says:
Just stick it in already.
Mendou says:
*sticks it in* Rebecca, i just want to say. i love you
The Great Revy says:
Ahhh, I love you too, Josh.
The Great Revy says:
*passionate kiss*
Mendou says:
*starts fucking*
The Great Revy says:
OH MY GOD AHHHHHHHHH YES YES YES HARDER
Mendou says:
Rebecca, i'm gonna cum ARE YOU READY?
The Great Revy says:
YES, FILL ME WITH YOUR LOVE
Mendou says:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!
The Great Revy says:
Wooooooooo, cripes.
The Great Revy says:
That sure was fun.
Mendou says:
*pulls up the bed sheets* Hold Rebecca besides me* Best night of my life
The Great Revy says:
*already asleep*

REBECCA AND JOSH'S FIRST DATE


Comments

what is this now

Pretty simple, me looking back at the first time I fucked my current husband.

That was the most romantic night of my life.

I felt something...something powerfull that night.......or was it just your asscheeks all over my face?

Probably the asscheeks.

I do have a nice ass, after all.

Hot

Yes I am, thank you.

I love your AIM sex stories with Mendou

We're both sad, horny weirdoes.

I MEAN I AM TOTALLY A INCREDIBLY HOT YOUNG WOMAN NAMED REBECCA

MSN, not AIM.

AIM is for queers.

WORD UP!

Man, reading other people's MSN conversations is far less than interesting.

Then why did you do it?

OH PWNT LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Man, you didn't seem as bitchy back then. I could even stand you a little.

Times have changed, kiddo...

olololololol

I didn't.

HEY I'M KURO'S ALT AND I MAKE SMARMY COMMENTS HURR DUR DUR

The sex story was nice and all, but what happened to the box of Goobers?

You know I don't like missing important plot points, man.

I probably left it in the theatre, with about half still in the box.