I got married to Mendou and he fucked me in the ass.

Mendou says:
i remember the first time i gazed my eyes at you. you wore that dress. such a lovely dress, your eyes were shining with glee, and i right then, knew i'd wanna spend the rest of my life with you.
Mendou says:
miss Rebecca, will you take my hand in marrage?
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
Sure
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
YOU RICH>
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
ARE YA?
Mendou says:
Oh yes, we can spend many afternoons in my fathers garden
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
SOUNDS GREAT
Mendou says:
Will you bear my children? the future of my family depends on you
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
Depends, you got a nice face? I ain't birthin' no hideous fucks.
Mendou says:
i am a very handsom young single male
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
Dandy.
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
Let's get this over with, then.
Mendou says:
AH, THE PREACHER HAS ARRIVED, hurry my love, put on your wedding dress
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
Sure thing
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
*disrobes, dons dress*
Mendou says:
oh my....you look....simply stunning...i'm speachless.
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
Gee....how flattering.
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
Hey, Godboy, get this show on the road...
Mendou says:
HMM YUS, WILL YOU,**** TAKE THIS LOVELY WEDDED WOMAN AS YOUR BRIDE?, I DO, AND YOU YOUNG LADY, TAKE THIS MAN AS YOUR LOVELY WEDDED HUSBAND?
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
Sure thing, boss.
Mendou says:
K, KISS THE BITCH
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
Ugh, no thanks.
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
Not drunk enough for that yet.
Mendou says:
Ohhh, Rebecca, i just love how charming you are. COMMENCE THE CELEBRATION
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
DIBS ON FIRST PIECE OF THE CAKE
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
CALLED IT
Mendou says:
Honey, we must cut the cake together.......
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
FUCK YOU, I CALLED DIBS
Mendou says:
*everone else is disgusted at your piggish eating*
Mendou says:
Awww, adorable.
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CHAMPAGNE?
Mendou says:
Dear not yet, we must have a dance first.*hold out hand* let us dance my hot wife.
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
Pfffft, this music fucking sucks....
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
Hey DJ, got any Nitzer Ebb?
Mendou says:
ummm, who?
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
FUCK, DON'T YOU FAGGOTS KNOW SHIT ABOUT EBM?
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
ARGH, SURROUNDED BY GODDAMNED IDIOTS
Mendou says:
Honey..please clam down.
Mendou says:
you're using innapropriate language in fron of the children
Mendou says:
front
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
FUCK THE CHILDREN
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
GOD, THIS WEDDING SUCKS
Mendou says:
Well then, shall we be off to our honey moon?
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
If it beats this, then yeah....
Mendou says:
*at the hotel* well now my beautifull wife. are you ready to make love?
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
Lemme check the mini-bar first.....
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
*rummages through noisily*
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
Hey, Jagermeister! NOW WE'RE READY TO PARTY!
Mendou says:
well, if it takes the tension off
Mendou says:
Let us commence. *takes pants off*
Mendou says:
oh my, i seem to have an erection...my penis has been looking forward to this it seems
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
Gee, a little tiny there...
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
But once the beer goggles kick in, it'll look and feel like a horsecock.
Mendou says:
Well dear...it is your turn.....
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
*removes whatever garment is being currently worn*
Mendou says:
hmmmm, your breat are so perkey. and your pussy is shaven quite nice. now then, lay down on the bed please.
Mendou says:
breast
Mendou says:
or...would you prefer to be on top?
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
Top, not laying down for the likes of you.
Mendou says:
*inserts cock into pussy* ,ohhhhhh, oh my..this feels wonderfull.
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
I'm not impressed yet....*swigs Jagermeister*
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
Well, do I gotta start it off?
Mendou says:
do so please
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
*pins you to the bed, begins thrusting*
Mendou says:
OHH YEAH, GOD YES, UHHHH, OHHHH, HURRRR. AHHHHHH.
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
*smacks you around a bit*
Mendou says:
OHHHHHHHHH, I LOVE A WOMAN WHO'S DIRTY AND NAUGHTY
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
*starts to choke you*
Mendou says:
Dear, will you allow me to have anal sex with you?
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
*swigs Jagermeister*
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
Sure thing, buddy...
Mendou says:
*fingers yourasshole a bit* .......hmmm i seem to have come across some feces.
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
Sick fuck.
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
Just get on with it.
Mendou says:
your shit is on my finger......
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
*swigs Jagermeister*
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
Eat it or something....
Mendou says:
*wipes it off the bedsheet* now then* fucks your asshole
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
Ow, fucking slow down.
Mendou says:
i can't, i feel like i'm about to cum, hurry, turn around and put it in your pussy!
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
Ugh, fine.
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
*begrudingly does so*
Mendou says:
YES YES YES YES YES, REBECCA, ARE YOU READY!?
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
As ready as I'm gonna be.
Mendou says:
ugh...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!! ......................................
......................................
..............whooooo, whew......whew...hmmm. lovely.
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
Dandy.
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
What now?
Mendou says:
I belieive women have to piss after sex, to avoid urinary infections
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
Sounds plausible to me....
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
*lazily urinates all over the floor in a drunken stupor*
Mendou says:
.....why did that turn me on all over again?
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
Whazzat?
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
I dunno.
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
I'm no psychologist.
Mendou says:
well, climb up into bed. lets look at the stars and snuggle, you must be tired.
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
Yeah, catching a few Zs wouldn't be a bad id,,,,*collapses*
Mendou says:
ugh.\, seemed to have falle nasleep on my arm....
Mendou says:
fallen
Miss Rebecca, Yankee tourist extraordinare says:
*loud snoring, muscle twitches*

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