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Dilandau Albatou @Gendo

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JESUS, SHIT, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

Posted by Gendo - November 24th, 2007

News and such:

- Laptop is dead, the RAM failed completely and took the video & audio drivers with it. Fortunately, ye olde extended warranty will net me the repairs. I just fucking hope they salvage my files this time, last time I sent it for a total fix-up it was wiped clean.

- Bought tarot cards, did a few readings, their frightening level of accuracy is making me question my sanity. I think I watch Montel too much....

- It's snowing.

ALSO, THIS AND THE NEXT FEW NEWS POSTS WILL LACK AKANE PICTURES DUE TO THE FACT THERE ARE EXACTLY THREE AKANE PICTURES ON MY DESKTOP COMPUTER COMPARED TO THE NEARLY EIGHT-HUNDRED ON MY LAPTOP

I THINK I AM SLOWLY GOING INSANE

JESUS, SHIT, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

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Onett

Did you know that men have cocks while women have vagina's?

Gendo

DEAR GOD, NO

I HAVE BEEN LIED TO FOR SO MANY YEARS

ON A RELEVANT NOTE, ALL MY GOOD PORN IS ON THE LAPTOP

THE DESKTOP ONLY HAS EPISODES THREE AND FOUR OF LA BLUE GIRL RETURNS

AND THOSE WERE THE FUCKING SHITTY EPISODES'

AND THE FOURTH ONE WON'T EVEN PLAY

Cericon

I'd probably go mad if my laptop broke. The inter is about 50% of my life, 35% My gf 5% Skateboarding (which will be 0 due to cold) and 5% gaming. I've got life organized

I find Horoscopes to be even more accurate, they predict how my day goes down to the part of what I'll have for breakfast.

I love the snow, you lucky bastard.

Gendo

Haha, oh wow.

Yghrulez

Then what are you typing from, a PC?

And yes men have cocks, but some women have them too!

Gendo

Yep, on me Dell.

It's a decomissioned office computer from the late 90s.

In short, it's a shitpile.

Onett

Yghrulez says:
Then what are you typing from, a PC?

And yes men have cocks, but some women have them too!

Dickgirls are fucking nasty

Gendo

HEY MAN, FUTANARI IS AWESOME

supyohos123

Think of this as a fresh start. You know like someone killed you and you now have a new life. In this life, you are now a successful homosexual man.

KNOW WAT I'M SAYIN'!

Gendo

YES I DO, GOOD SIR, GOOD SIR!

Now maybe I'll finally have enough free time to watch all those old DVDs I have lying around.

MattTheParanoidKat

Is MGBA finally dead?

Gendo

Wait until the holidays, Tosoff.

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