AERIS DIES
SPIKE DIES
NEO DIES
TRINITY DIES
JACK SPARROW SEARCHES FOR THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH, AND WILL DIES
OBI-WAN DIES
YODA DIES
QUI-GON DIES
PADME DIES
BOROMIR DIES
GANDALF DIES(AND IS REBORN)
DUMBLEDORE DIES(SNAPE KILLS HIM)
EVERYONE IN EVANGELION TURNS INTO ORANGE JUICE ALL BECAUSE GENDO WAS TRYING TO REVIVE YUI,THE SELFISH CUNT
BAMBI'S MOM DIES
MUFASA DIES
EVERY MAJOR CHARACTER IN FFT DIES(EXCEPT OLAN AND BALMAFULA)
GOKU DIES
GOKU DIES AGAIN
GOKU FUCKING DIES AGAIN
GOKU DIES, THIS TIME FOR REAL
PICCOLO DIES
KURIRIN DIES
KRILLIN DIES
TIEN DIES
CHAOZU DIES
YAMCHA DIES
VEGETA DIES
TELLAH DIES
MARIKO DIES
DARTH VADER IS LUKE SKYWALKER'S FATHER
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE
BRUCE WILLIS IS DEAD
PRINCESS LEIA IS LUKE'S SISTER
WINSTON GETS REPROGRAMMED
THEY FIND NEMO
THEY ALL WENT TO THE SAME DAYCARE
ROSEBUD IS HIS SLED
WANDER DIES AND IS REBORN FUSED WITH THE DORMIN
GRETCHEN DIES
DONNIE GOES BACK IN TIME SO HE CAN GET KILLED BY THE FALLING PLANE ENGINE
MACMURPHY GETS LOBOTOMIZED AND IS KILLED BY CHIEF
ALEX IS "CURED"
THE PLANET OF THE APES IS EARTH IN THE FUTURE
JESUS DIES
SCORPION IS ALREADY DEAD BUT DIES SEVERAL TIMES
CRONO DIES BUT YOU CAN REVIVE HIM
L DIES
MAES HUGHES DIES
MERCUTIO DIES
ROMEO DIES
JULIET DIES
CAESAR DIES
HAMLET DIES
KING ARTHUR DIES
WOLFWOOD DIES
ASUMA DIES
THE THIRD HOKAGE DIES
NAMI DIES
BRIDGET IS A GUY
TITANIC SINKS
JACK DIES
THE RANGERS GET THEIR POWERS BACK
IVAN OOZE IS HIT BY A COMET
ASH CATCHES THEM ALL
TEAM ROCKET DOESN'T CATCH PIKACHU. EVER.
VEGETA EVAPORATES
IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND
ROCKY LOSES
ROCKY WINS
ROCKY WINS
ROCKY WINS
ROCKY WINS
ID AND FEI ARE THE SAME PERSON
SHIEK IS ZELDA
CHAR DIES
AMURO DIES
THEY DON'T KILL NARAKU
KYO KILLS RUGAL IN 94
KYO KILLS OMEGA RUGAL IN 95
KYO KILLS GOENITZ IN 96
KYO AND IORI KILL OROCHI IN 97
K' BEATS KRIZALLID WHO IS THE KILLED BY A ROCK IN 99
K' KILLS ZERO
K' KILLS IGNIZ
ASH STEAL THE MIRROR FROM KAGURA
KOF DIES IN 2000
THE PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE
MARIO RESCUES THE PRINCESS
OPTIMUS DIES
SPOCK DIES
JEAN GREY DIES
JEAN GREY DIES AGAIN
JEAN GREY DIES AGAIN
JEAN GREY DIES AGAIN
JEAN GREY DIES AGAIN
JEAN GREY DIES AGAIN
JEAN GREY DIES AGAIN
TYLER DURDEN AND THE NARRATOR ARE THE SAME PERSON
CLARENCE WORLEY SURVIVES AND FUCKS PATRICIA ARQUETTE
DONNY DIES
VINCENT DIES
HARRY LOSES HIS LEFT ARM
MARLON WAYANS GOES TO JAIL
MARION GETS IT UP THE BUTT
SARA GOES TO THE MENTAL HOSPITAL
BILL FOSTER COMMITS SUICIDE BY COP WITH A WATER PISTOL
TONY MONTANA DIES
HIV HAPPENS
LINK DIES IF YOU SUCK
VERBAL KINT IS KEISER SOZE
YOU WILL DIE IN SEVEN DECADES, GIVE OR TAKE A FEW
IT WASNT A ROCK, IT WAS A ROCK LOBSTER
BEATRIX'S DAUGHTER IS ALIVE
THIS THREAD GETS DELETED, AND NO ONE REMEMBERS IT AFTER AN HOUR OR SO.
4CHAN DIES
4CHAN RISES FROM THE DEAD
4CHAN GETS PARTY VANNED
KYUZO, KUKICHIYO, HEIHACHI, AND GOROBEI DIE
EVERYONE DIES
DYKE SPIES
ED DIES
HELL TURNS OUT TO BE A NICE PLACE TO YIFF
DARMA ENDS
COPYPASTA BRINGS DARMA BACK
DARMA DIES
8CHAN /FUR/ BRINGS DARMA BACK
NO ONE CARES
COPYPASTA IS REPOSTED
NEWBIES REVIVE OLD COPYPASTA
4CHAN DIES A LITTLE
TIDUS DIES
AURON IS ALREADY DEAD
ELTON JOHN IS GAY
JOHN LENNON DIES
MUSDE FLANDERS DIES
DR MARVIN MONROE DIES
DR MARVIN MONROE IS REBORN
ELVIS DIES
EMINEM IS WHITE
EVA IS FROM CHINA AND IS AFTER THE PHILOSOPHERS LEGACY
SNAKE IS BIG BOSS
HANSI PRETENDS TO BE DONE WITH THE SHOW, BUT THEN THE BAND COMES BACK ON AND PLAYS "MIRROR MIRROR"
THERE ARE NO GIRLS ON THE INTERNET

EVER
IT'S A COOKBOOK. AND THEY'RE GOING TO EAT YOU ALL.
STEPHEN HAWKING IS A RETARD
JUDGEMENT DAY IS INEVITABLE IT CAN ONLY BE POSTPONED
MURDOC THE HITMAN FROM MAC GYVER DIES REPEADETLY
COUNCELOR PALPATINE IS A SITH LORD
MACE WINDU IS N****R JEDI
ANONYMOUS MESSED WITH FOOTBALL
THE 34th RULE IS PROVEN
YOU ARE NEVER THE SAME AGAIN
GOD IS REAL. HE'S ALSO A SADISTIC MEGALOMANIAC, THE BOOK OF LIFE IS BLANK, AND EVERYONE IS GOING TO HELL.

EVERYONE.
OVAN HELPS YOU THEN DIES. HARDCORE.
THERE ARE SNAKES ON THE PLANE
V DIES
VON KARMA KILLED EDGEWORTH'S DAD
DON TURTELLI GIVES UP TICKING APRIL O'NEIL AFTER TEN SECONDS
BARASUISHO ISN'T REALLY THE 7TH DOLL
LAIKE IS DRAGONMASTER DYNE
OVAN REAPPEARS IN SOME LAME SERIES
BIG BOSS IS SNAKES FATHER
SNAKE KILLS BIG BOSS
BOSS DIES
LIQUID DIES
OCELOT WORKS FOR THE PRESIDENT
OCELOT DOESN'T WORK FOR THE PRESIDENT
OCELOT IS ADAM
OCELOT IS INFESTED WITH LIQUID SNAKE
OCELOT FAKED IT, THE BASTARD
BIG BOSS WAS IN COMA, THEN DIES AFTER BEING EXPOSED TO THE NEW STRAIN OF FOXDIE
OLGA GAVE BIRTH TO THE MOST EPIC LOLI EVER
RAIDEN WAS A ROBOT MAN, THEN SOMEHOW BECAME HUMAN AGAIN AND HE HAS A SON
OTACON IS STILL A PUSSY
MOIRAINE DIES
BE'LAL DIES
LANFEAR DIES
ISHAMAEL DIES
MOGHEDON DIES
ASMODEAN DIES
RAHVIN DIES
SAMMAEL DIES
RAND IS THE DRAGON REBORN
KERRIGAN IS TURNED INTO A ZERG
TASSADOR DIES
OVERMIND DIES
FENIX DIES
DUKE DIES
DURAN WORKS FOR THE XEL'NAGA
GROM DIES
ARTHAS BECOMES THE LICH KING
CANDLE JACK SHOWS UP
ALL OF /b/ SAYS HIS NAME
CANDLEJACK NEEDS MORE ROPE
???
PROF-
BOND NEVER DIES THUS HE IS IMMORTAL
THOR HAS A HAMMER
SUPERMAN DOESNT LIKE KRYPTONITE
HOMER SIMPSON WORKS AT NUCLEAR POWERPLANT
WHEN HULK GETS ANGRY HE TURNS GREEN
RUBY ROD'S FAVOURITE COLOR IS CRYSTAL GREEN
BRUCE WILLIS DID HIMSELF THE STUNT WHERE HE JUMPED FORM HELICOPTER TO 747
AMERICA BOMBS HIROSHIMA AND NAGASAKI
MARTIN SEPTIM TURNS INTO AKATOSH AND EATS MEHRUNES DAGON IN THE IMPERIAL CITY
THE GRAY FOX IS THE COUNTESS OF ANVIL'S HUSBAND
YOU KILL SOME NECROMANCERS IN THE MAGES GUILD QUESTS
IF YOU GET YOUR MYSTICISM SKILL TO 100 YOU CAN TELEPORT PLACES
THIS THREAD DIES
THE ORIGINAL IDEA LIVES ON
COPYPASTA TAKES OVER
COPYPASTA IS ADDED ON TO
COPYPASTA IS ADDED ON TO
THIS THREAD COMES BACK, AND NO ONE IS EVER IN SUSPENCE AGAIN
THE BUTTON GETS PRESSED
EVERYONE DIES
THE UNIVERSE KEEPS MOVING
CALIFORNIA BRERAKS OFF TO GO HANG WITH HAWAII AND ALASKA TOO
IRONHIDE DIES
MEGATRON DIES
STARSCREAM DIES
THE AUTOBOT MATRIX OF LEADERSHIP IS USED TO DESTROY UNICRON, AND HOT-ROD BECOMES THE NEW LEADER
JACK BAUER IS GAY
CHIN-CHAN HAS NO CHIN
CASE HACKS THE MATRIX
ZERO COOL IS CRASH OVERRIDE
THE BUG IS A FAIRY
THE DOCTOR IS ON THE OTHER SIDE
THE MAID IS ON THE OTHER SIDE
ITS THE ONE ON THE LEFT
OPHELIA WINS AT NOT EATING
THE DOCTOR DIES
THE THIRD TASK IS NOT TO LISTEN TO HIM
OPHELIAS MOM DIES
OPHELIAS DAD IS DEAD
THE GENERAL DIES
OPHELIA DIES
OPHELIA LIVES
THE TITLE 'PANS LABERYNTH' IS A LOT LESS SURREAL THAN IT SOUNDS
LINCOLN IS ASSASSINATED
KENNEDY IS ASSASSINATED
CLINTON DID HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAN AND GOT AWAY SCOT FREE
OJ DID IT
THE END IS NEAR
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
SOMEBODY SET US UP THE BOMB
SGT HALE LIVES
THE REAPER IS ONLY IN 1P
LARKS ARE NOT CLOSE RANGE WEAPONS
ALYX DIES
HE HAS THE HIV
YOSHI IS ON TOP OF THE CASTLE
PROTIP: TO DEFEAT THE CYBERDEMON, SHOOT AT IT UNTIL IT DIES
MIDNA IS THE TWILIGHT PRINCESS
SEX BECOMES LESS FUN AFTER YOU CUM
HAJIKI'S DAD TURNED INTO A GAD
SOME KID COMES ON 4CHAN AND GETS TOLD TO KILL HIMSELF
THAT KID IS AN IDIOT
THE KID DIES
THE KIDS PARENTS TURN OUT TO BE ASSHOLES
4CHAN GETS SUED
4CHAN DIES
LIFE GOES ON
NOT FOR THE KID, LOL
IT GETS INFECTED
OBJECTS IN MIRROR ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR
NO ONE CARES
YES THOSE PANTS MAKE YOU LOOK FAT
SENEL ISNT SHIRLEY'S BROTHER
SENEL DOESN'T LOVE LOLIS
STELLA DIES
CHLOE LOVES SENEL
NORMA LOVE PEDOS
MEREDY IS A N****R
EVERYONE IN CELESTIA IS A N****R
KEELE LOVES N****RS
FARRAH IS A DYKE
CLESS IS A RAGING FAGET
WILL HAS SEX WITH HIS LOLI DAUGHTER
ROSE IS THE 'BAD WOLF'
WALLACE IS THE WERE RABBIT
ONLY A FEW OF THEM ESCAPE. STEVE MCQUEEN ISN'T ONE OF THEM
LUKE IS A CLONE
VAN KIDNAPPED LUKE
TEAR IS VAN'S SISTER
ANONIDATE DOESN'T GET /b/TARDS LAID.
ITS NOT LUPUS
HOUSE GETS ARRESTED
HOUSE IS GETTING PILLS IN REHAB
THE JUDGE LETS HOUSE OFF
DUNCAN IDAHO DIES
DUNCAN IDAHO IS CLONED
DUNCAN IDAHO DIES
DUNCAN IDAHO IS CLONED
DUNCAN IDAHO DIES
DUNCAN IDAHO IS CLONED
DUNCAN IDAHO DIES
DUNCAN IDAHO IS CLONED
DUNCAN IDAHO DIES
DUNCAN IDAHO IS CLONED
DUNCAN IDAHO DIES
DUNCAN IDAHO IS CLONED
DUNCAN IDAHO DIES
DUNCAN IDAHO IS CLONED
DUNCAN IDAHO DIES
DUNCAN IDAHO IS CLONED
DUNCAN IDAHO DIES
DUNCAN IDAHO IS CLONED
DUNCAN IDAHO DIES
DUNCAN IDAHO IS CLONED
DUNCAN IDAHO DIES
DUNCAN IDAHO IS CLONED
DUNCAN IDAHO DIES
DUNCAN IDAHO IS CLONED
DUNCAN IDAHO DIES
DUNCAN IDAHO IS CLONED
DUNCAN IDAHO DIES
DUNCAN IDAHO IS CLONED
FRY'S DOG WAITED FOR HIM
MOST KIDS THAT PLAY RO ARE VIRGINS
RAOGRIMM IS THE SHADOW LORD
WHEN HIRO GOES TO THE FUTURE, PRESIDENT NATHAN PETRELLI IS REALLY SYLAR USING CANDICE'S ILLUSION POWER
SERDIC IS ACTUALLY PRINCE SERDIC'S LOOKALIKE
ALPH AND THEO ARE DRAGONS
HIBITO BECOMES A MAJOR GRAPPER
JUDAS IS LION
SQUALL DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK
ASH HAS BEEN 10 YEARS OLD FOR 10 YEARS
LUCAS HAS PSYCHIC POWERS
CLAUS IS LUCAS' TWIN BROTHER
CLAUS IS A ROBOT
LUCAS DESTROYS THE WORLD
POKEY IS STILL ALIVE
THE FRANKLIN BADGE DEFLECTS ELECTRIC ATTACKS
BATMAN IS BRUCE WAYNE
IRONMAN IS TONY STARK
SPIDER-MAN IS PETER PARKER
IVALICE IS A SHITTY WORLD
CECIL AND ROSA GET MARRIED
GOLBEZ IS CECIL'S BROTHER
CECIL AND GOLBEZ ARE LUNARIANS
THAT WAS A PRETTY GOOD PLOT TWIST
YUGI BELIEVES IN THE HEART OF THE CARDS
YOU'VE ACTIVATED HIS TRAP CARD
YOU JUST LOST THE GAME
GENESIS TREES DRIVE AWAY THE MIST
THE MIST IS CREATED BY FACTORIES
VAHN, NOA AND GALA SAVE THE WORLD
TED IS LIKE 500 YEARS OLD
TED DIES
TIR GETS TED'S SOULEATER RUNE
TIR HAS TO KILL EVERYONE HE LOVES
THE SOULEATER GETS STRONGER THAT WAY
RIOU AND JOWY ARE FORCED TO BECOME ENEMIES
NANAMI COULD DIE IF HER DEFENSE STAT IS TOO LOW WHEN SHE'S HIT WITH AN ARROW
IN THE GOOD ENDING, RIOU, JOWY, AND NANAMI ARE FRIENDS AGAIN
SUIKODEN 3 SUCKS
SUIKODEN 4 PROBABLY SUCKS
THE PRINCE GETS THE DAWN RUNE
HIS MOTHER KILLED HIS FATHER
GEORG KILLED HIS MOTHER
FUNAI BETRAYS KAIJI
KAIJI MEETS FURUHATA ON THE ESPOIR
ANDOU AND FURUHATA BETRAY KAIJI
KAIJI SAVES ISHIDA FROM SLAVERY AND/OR DEATH
ISHIDA DIES
SAHARA DIES
EVERY OTHER HUMAN DERBY COMPETITOR DIES BUT KAIJI
TONEGAWA SUFFERS SEVERE BURNS ON HIS FACE AND HANDS
KAIJI LOSES AN EAR AND THE FINGERS ON HIS LEFT HAND
ICHIJOU WAS A MINER
KAZUYA IS HYOUDOU'S SON
AKAGI BEATS ICHIKAWA
AKAGI BEATS URABE
FAKE AKAGI WAS A COP AND HE'S CALLED HIRAYAMA YUKIO
AKAGI BEATS WASHIZU
AKAGI BEATS EVERYONE
AKAGI KILLS HIMSELF AFTER HIS 54TH BIRTHDAY
299 SPARTANS DIE
DILLIOS LOSES AN EYE
MARV DIES
HARTIGAN KILLS HIMSELF
MANUTE DIES
THAT YELLOW BASTARD WAS ROARK JUNIOR
YASUNA STOPS BEING QUEER
HAZUMU DOESN'T FUCKING DIE AND GOES FOR TOMARI, WHAT THE FUCK?
ABDUL DIES TWICE
KAKYOIN DIES, AND BEFORE THAT HE HAD HIS EYES SLASHED TO SHIT
JOSEPH DIES, THEN GETS REVIVED WITH A TRANFUSION OF DIO'S BLOOD
DIO DIES, BUT KEEPS REAPPEARING IN FLASHBACKS EVERY FOUR SECONDS AND HE'S IN STEEL BALL RUN THE FUCKING BASTARD
RANMA IS STILL CURSED
CHAMPLOO MANGA NEVER MADE IT PAST VOLUME TWO
THE GUY COLLECTING ONE THOUSAND SWORDS WAS A RUSSIAN
SHIN DIES
JAGI DIES
AMIBA DIES
RAOH KILLS HIMSELF
TOKI DIES PATHETICALLY OF RADIATION POISONING, SO DOES YURIA
MAMIYA PROBABLY DOESN'T DIE
RAOH HAS A SON, AND HE'S A PUSSY
REI DIES AFTER KILLING YUDA
FUDOH IS KILLED BY RAOH'S ARMY
SHINOBU NEVER FUCKS KAEDE
ANDERSON DIES
ALUCARD DISAPPEARS
MONTANA MAX IS A ROBOT
DOK IS MILLENIUM'S LEADER
CAPTAIN IS KILLED BY A CAPPED TOOTH
PIP LIVES IN SERAS
SERAS FINALLY DRINKS BLOOD FROM A LIVING HUMAN AND GAINS AWESOME POWERS
CHAKA LOSES HIS HANDS AND DROWNS IN A SWIMMING POOL
GINJI DIES
YUKIO KILLS HERSELF
IT WAS THE MALE TWIN
GROOVY GUY RUSSEL AND MOST OF THE BOUNTY HUNTERS DIE
SAWYER LIVES
ROTTON THE WIZARD LIVES
SHENHUA LIVES
LEIGHARCH OD'D
BALALAIKA IS GOING TO TURN EVIL
REVY MAY HAVE FUCKED ROCK
SCHIERKE WANTS GUTS' DICK
GRIFFITH IS THE NEW KING AND THE SECOND COMING OF JESUS
GUTS RODE ON ZODD THROUGH AN ELECTRICAL STORM
THEY'RE STILL ON THAT PIRATE SHIP
PUCK IS STILL USELESS
SKULL KNIGHT GAVE GUTS THE BERSERKER ARMOR AND HE'S SLOWINLY GOING CRAZY BECAUSE OF IT
FARNESE IS JEALOUS OF CASCA
THE HORSE MOUNTS YOU
MORT KILLS BOB AND THEN KILLS HIMSELF
DWIGHT SHOOTS AVA LORD
SCORPION KING LIVES
DOCTOR ROCKZO IS WORKING FOR GENERAL CROZIER
SALACIA KILLS THE CARDINAL
NATHAN, PICKLES AND MURDERFACE ARE OVERWEIGHT
MAD TV NEVER GOT GOOD AGAIN
SLEEPY'S WIFE KILLS HERSELF AND HE BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWS, AND SHE WAS ALSO HIS BEST FRIEND'S SISTER
DAIZABURO REALIZES HOW MUCH NEW YORK SUCKS AND IS STILL A VIRGIN
THERE IS MORE THAN ONE CAPTAIN HARLOCK (ONE WAS A COWBOY)
THE NEW JOJO IS A CRIPPLE AND ZEPELLI IS THE MAIN CHARACTER
IT WAS ALL A DREAM
MAIN CHARACTER DIES SAVING MANKIND
DR. STYLES HAS THE HEALING TOUCH
SO DOES MARKUS AND THAT BLACK CHICK IN NEW BLOOD
MAD DOG KEEPS COMING BACK
HANK HILL IS GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS
FIRE CANNOT BURN RAOH (SRS)
SPY SAPPED YOUR SENTRY
D-FENS COMMITS SUICIDE-BY-COP
DANNY DOESN'T DIE
GOLDIE HAS A TWIN SISTER
KEVIN ATE PEOPLE BECAUSE IT MADE HIM FEEL THE LOVE OF GOD HIMSELF
ROARK JUNIOR GETS CASTRATED TWICE
INTEGRA LOST AN EYE
AKANE NEVER ADMITS HER LOVE TO RANMA, BUT REBUKES RYOGA VIA MAIL, THE HEARTLESS BITCH (ANIMU ONLY)
RYOGA DOESN'T GIVE UP ANYWAY BECAUSE RANMA LIES TO HIM ABOUT AKANE'S LETTER (ANIMU ONLY)
RANMA AND AKANE ARE ACTUALLY 18 (ANIMU ONLY,SEASON FOUR, WHICH WOULD INFER THEY'D BE 20 OR SO BY THE END IF THE TIMELINE WASN'T BULLSHIT)
TWO FACE DIES
RACHEL DAWES DIES
JOKER LIVES
THE COMEDIAN DIES
RORSCHACH DIES
DOCTOR MANHATTAN LEAVES FOR MARS AND WILL POSSIBLY CREATE HUMAN LIFE THERE
SKX JOINS THE ORO
DORLAND WAS AN ORO MEMBER
THE PRESIDENT WAS AN ORO MEMBER
ETHAN STOPS BEING A FILTHY DRUNK AND REALIZES HE IS FATED TO SAVE MANKIND
WALTER BETRAYS HELLSING AND SOMEHOW BECOMES A KID AGAIN WHAT THE HELL DOK?
KYON IS THE REAL GOD
TETSUO BLOB ABSORBS MOST OF NEO-TOKYO, BUT THE IMPORTANT CHARACTERS LIVE
KANTA SETTLED DOWN WITH JUNKO AND NOW THAT LOLI IS THE NEW DESERT PUNK
ANITA, MAGGIE AND MICHELLE ARE CLOOOOOOOOOONES OR SOME SHIT
GODAI MARRIES KYOKO AFTER NINE TRILLION EPISODES OF BUILD-UP
ATARU NEVERS BECOMES MATURE ENOUGH TO TELL LUM HOW HE FEELS
KEVIN MASK IS REALLY A GOOD GUY
RAMBA RAL KILLS HIMSELF
CAPTAIN QUATTRO IS A CHAR
PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE IN ZETA DIES
AMURO AND CHAR DIE
HAMAN KARN DIES
TREIZE DIES
ZECHS BECOMES A GOOD GUY
BERNOULI ENCH IS ENCH-MAN
CHRISTMAS SPECIALS, REGARDLESS OF POSSIBLE HILARITY OR LIKABLENESS, ARE ALL FOUNDED ON FALSE SENTIMENTS
HE IS KUNO'S DADDY, HE IS